Monday, September 16, 2013

A formal complaint!!!

I phoned the OLIVE this morning 
My first task for the day 
To order coffees for our staff 
All to take away 
There’s no need for that, said Nomes 
Cos Shaz has already done it 
She’s ordered coffees for you all 
She’ll collect them in two minutes 
Well how about a muesli slice, Florentine or doughnut 
Nup, there’s none available today 
My birthday’s coming up!
Now we know it’s high priority 
And Mummy and Daddy won’t be here 
We know you want them on the rock 
We’ve all got that quite clear 
A new grandchild comes first, my friend 
and after you we’re lookin 
so get your sorry ass out to the stove 
And there my girl, start cookin 


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